Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
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