Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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