The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
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I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
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He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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