Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
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After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
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Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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