YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
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You know, be my cock's hype man.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
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I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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