I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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