I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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