Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
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Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
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Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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