I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
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I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
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Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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