Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
How naked do you want me to be?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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