There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
