Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
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So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
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Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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