I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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