There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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