I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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