I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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