Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
North Korea, Best Korea!
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
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don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
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but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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