No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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