Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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