well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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