garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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