PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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