he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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