Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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