You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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