it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
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As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Vodka?
Forever.
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ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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