She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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