ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Of course I have a pirate flag
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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