NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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