what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
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This house was built for laser tag.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
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I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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