Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
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and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
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You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
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Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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