Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
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he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
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I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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