I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
found the other keg... it's in the tree
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I'm too high and old for this...
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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