oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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