I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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