Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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