I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
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