My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I just want nice things and good sex
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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