I bet he comes in French.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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