i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
