Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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