why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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