My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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