Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
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