Already got asked if we're dating
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
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I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
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Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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