is your mom at the bar?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
