Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
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im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
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she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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