Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Let the clothes fall where they may.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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