kristin has been a bad kristin
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
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I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
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Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Just puked most of my soul out..
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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