Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
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Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
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I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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