You're completely useless in the revolution.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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