Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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