talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
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Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
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You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
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