You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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